Saturday, April 30, 2011

Woman of the night!

Gots me a jobby job tonight :)
Woo!
Makin that moneys!
Haha anyway...

Jessie call me you can keep me company at my job tonight if you want.
My heart's not broken, but if it was this would be "that song" haha
Well I guess it'd be more of a love sick thing...
Anyway...just listen to Gwar, they're awesome and this song is funny :D

Ah, nothing like a good spanking



Friday, April 29, 2011

Fridays

Have the fattest migraine because that heffa Melissa was suffocating me earlier.
She was lying on top of me and smashing me, while tickling me.
What. A. Ho.

~hennyway~

El recap-o :
So Melissa came over and we did the Paranormal State Marathon we were supposed to do last night.
Then I was forced to go to the movies with her and Chris, because Melissa's friend invited herself and Chris didn't want to be alone with her and Melissa.
So Melissa invited Corri too, since I was on the phone with her at the time.
It ended up being only us four, thank God, I hate that effing hippo with a passion.
She's a whole nother subject for a whole different blog entry...
After, we went to dinner and hung out.
Oh! And I told Corri what fisting is. That was hilarious!
Today/night was pretty awesome...
I wish I could've shot Jessie though :(
Sidenote: This is going to be the first Saturday in a few months that I won't be doing the walk of shame home in the middle of the day.
You know what I'm talking about...with the messed up hair and the smeared makeup from the night before...hahaha...yeeeeeah

This is how I feel about those damn Brits...

giveashitometer

Lemme tell you something...

Last night was so dumb...
Tell me why I was forced to watch the dumb wedding thing.
Yeah...
I don't care about England, but some how I watched the pre-show.
I fell asleep before the actual wedding...Thank God...
Man I'm the best friend someone could ever have for doing that...
YOU'RE WELCOME!!

Just Jack!

Man, Jack and Karen carried that show.
Without them Will and Grace is so boring.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Fucking Fuck!

I think my number one pet peeve is when people that you're talking to stare at you when you're saying something like they're paying attention, and you're saying a paragraph of stuff, and then they don't respond when you ask a question, and then you say, "were you even listening to anything I was saying?" And their reply is "...no..."
That pisses me the fuck off!
I cannot stand when people do that.
I really want to hit the person in the face, no joke.

Had to vent.
I really can't stand it though.
Ah, I love having a blog.
It let's me let my anger out through long ranty text, and soon, video :)
Can't wait to leave this hell hole and get to class.
Only have one picture to print tonight and then me and Melissa are going to watch the whole season of Paranormal State on demand :D
YEEEEE!!!

It's true, I'm howlin' for you...haha laaaame...

Flesh

Man, that was a long morning of classes.
Home now.
Bouta finish those chili fries from Mel's last night.
This morning's classes were so boring, and I didn't want to be there.
Oh well, today was my last day for the week.
I'm home all by my lonesome.
You know what that means!
SAMMIE'S NAKED HOUR!
WOOOOOO!
I kid, I kid.
By the way...Yes, I did Google "let's get naked" to find this picture...

Ha!

Just got home.
Went to the movies and saw Madea's Big Happy Family.
Man that was such a good movie.
I'd totally see it again.
Tyler Perry is an amazing writer/director.
I love all his movies.
After that we went to Mel's.
Haha totally fat!
That was our dinner though...at midnight :)
Plus it was the grand opening so we had to go haha.
It was a really good night.
Just sucks I have to wake up early for class tomorrow.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

College

Have to write an outline for our next essay.
Man these back to back essay are brutal.
Haha, not really.
They are pretty easy once I have an idea.
This one is a little hard because I didn't read the articles we were supposed to.
My bad.
This outline is due tomorrow and I have no idea what to write about.
Shit.
Looks like I have a long night ahead of me.

Dear People I Live With,



Orgasmic

This song not only has Corey Taylor, the most delicious singer EVER, but it is one of those songs that brings up emotions and memories when you hearing it, and then you have to listen to it over and over.
Does that even make sense?
Haha well you know what I mean.
Damn, Corey Taylor is so delicious there aren't even words...

Oh geez!

Totally skipped photography...my bad...
Kinda had to.
Dude, tell me why I went to pick my dad up from BART (he got back from a business trip) and I ended up picking Corri up from work on the way there, then getting Melissa from work on the way home.
I'm a mother effing taxi, foreal.
I swear I just need to quit college and start my own taxi service.
That'd be pretty sweet though...hmmm...interesting idea...

~anyway~

I've been wanting to do vlogs(video blogs) for a few years now, but I kinda am nervous to put it on YouTube for the whole world to see.
This may be surprising, but I hate being the center of attention.
I really want to try it out though, so I think I'm going to post them on here and see how it goes.
Blah you're going to have to see my annoying face now.
Sucks for you!
Deal with it biiiiiiiiitch!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

It was really nice out

Whenever it's sunny outside this song pops into my head.
Don't know why. Maybe it's my subconscious remembering something...haha

Awesome and Awesome

Sooo...I'm pretty happy about being done with that wretched research paper.
YEE using big words :)

~anyway~

I took the best nap ever today.
My parents don't know I don't have class anymore, so I get to do things like sleep.
(Sounds like I'm a kid or something haha)
Ah...I'm so happy about that.
This summer is going to be intense though.
I have class from 12:30 to 10pm for three or four weeks.
That's going to suuuuuck!
After that I only have a night class, which means I'm going to party hardy!
And by party hardy I mean get a job and pay my bills :)

Woo! Woo! Woo!

I'm showered and all body buttered up.
Too bad I have no one to slip around on...heh heh...
Ah...I'm such a whore :)
Sidenote: I smell hella good right now!
And I'm super soft...

Finally!

Just finished the final draft of my research paper.
I'm so happy that it's done!
I'm totally going to party after class tomorrow!
Who's down?!


Sunday, April 24, 2011

At least they're good for something...



Un-Easter

This is the most non-Easter, Easter ever.
And of course I'm stuck doing everything.
Yeeeeeeah....awesome...
On the bright side, I'm lookin heeeella cute :D
Too bad I'm stuck with lame people.

P.S. my shirt is see through :)
I wanted to go to my dad's church and be like, "This is where I've been for the past couple years, bitchesssss!"
"I'm a who-r again!! What whaaaaaat!"
My mom was laughing when I told her that.
They already think I'm a satanic, wiccan slut, might as well have fun with it right...hehe I'm evil :)
Too bad I slept through the service. My bad.
Next holiday I'll do it :D

My family cancelled Easter dinner.
I guess we're some Godless heathens now...our bad...
I kid, I kid...my sister ruined Easter by getting my dad sick and being hella contagious apparently...
It's better this way though, no holiday is better than a dysfunctional one :)

Tossing someone's salad is on a hole new level now...

Finally saw Human Centipede...pretty hilarious.
My sister was so disgusted, it was funny watching her squirm :)
I'm just a demented person, what can I say.

Friday, April 22, 2011

When life hands you lemons...

Confession 4

I miss Jessie...
A lot!
Mi novia ;D

Busy

I can't wait to move out...


Emergency

Fuck dude...
Been in the ER all morning.
Took Melissa to the same one Chris went to.
That was the last time I was in a hospital.
It was for the same reason too, so I was kind of nervous because when Chris went he ended up having congestive heart failure and almost died a few times until he got a heart transplant.
Plus all his other organs were shutting down too.
I'm glad that she is good though, and only has strep throat and nothing more, even though it's really bad.
I really hate going to hospitals...

Wanna take a nap, but can't :(
Man I have so much to do still, and only got like four hours of sleep.
Well I guess that's not that bad.
I can run on no sleep all day, so I'm pretty sure I can make it.

My life consist of...



Thursday, April 21, 2011

Today

So...today was fun...
Went to lunch and then a semi walk with Corri.
Chilled at the beach for a little.
Had an interesting conversation that led to the comparison of an octopus and a ball sack...
Not my fault it looks like a sack with tentacles...
I won't even say what else I said about it :D
Also, we talked about squids and penises haha...
My bad for having a filthy mind.
I guess I'm just a filthy, filthy girl...
But that's for another time
"You can survive anything, but you can't survive a CHAINSAW!!!"
-Melissa on why she is scared to go to Texas, and Leatherface

So...

Tonight ended up being not so bad.
Didn't get to go to the show, it was cancelled :(
Made these motherfuckers dinner, which was pretty tasty...
Like always :)
Hung out with that sick ass Melissa.
She has been using her sickness as an excuse for me to pick her up all week.
What. A. Ho.

~hennyway~~

Hope it doesn't rain too bad tomorrow.
Going for a little walk with Snugzy.
Shall be berry interesting...
Still have to do some shit before spring break is over.
Some adult shit.
Some important adult shit.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

My favorite people

My favorite whitey and my favorite lady drummer.
Man, and I can have my way with them whenever I want.
I'm the luckiest girl ever ;)

If Cartoons Were Real



Tonight!

Jessie, since you never called back...
It's a go....There's just one little thing, but it's all good.

Tonight is going to be filled with weed, smoke, and awesomeness.
Blasfemme is gonna kill!
Maybe I'll find a thick delicious stoner tonight...or 3 ;)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I love creepy...

I was watching Ed, Edd, n Eddy the other day after hearing about the purgatory theory.
It's kinda creepy now. I like it :)
It totally makes sense too.

The Coolest Link EVER!

Came across this interactive map of Springfield.
Hella cool!
Total Simpson's lover :)
Chchcheck it out...

Monday, April 18, 2011

My birthday is in a couple months :D
...hint hint...
Highly detailed

Awesomely Awesome

K L D P D A R T I S T T Y E B 
B G A B E H C U O D Q O P Z M 
O U Z E L B A Y A R E A D E R 
O Q P Z I W J S W U H G T M I 
B O X J C D Z B B S J A P O C 
S L S H I W H H T K L C L S H 
P H O T O G R A P H E R G E M 
L N I X U F R E E Q R I O W O 
G Z I D S D A A S E N C L A N 
C E I A O L D S N T U Q B S D 
Y C N O R N Y I H I L U A J Q 
K E H I Y B L Z V O U I P T X 
G E Y M U E N E M Y B Z N T J 
K P C S Y S K A Q Y M D A G H 
Y E L E K R E B M R M X S X J 
ARTIST
AWESOME
BAY-AREA
BERKELEY
BOOBS
DELICIOUS
DICK
DOUCHEBAG
EYELINER
GENIUS
HO-FASHO
HOODRAT
MAN-BRAIN
METALHEAD
PHOTOGRAPHER
RICHMOND
SAN-PABLO
WRESTLING

If you didn't know...

I AM A

...now you know
Man, the black clouds just rolled in...
Get to go get rained on now...
(Hint: that is code. You know.)
Saw the original 13 Ghosts last night.
Man I love old horror movies.


You know who was in it?
The Wicked Witch of the West!

Every time she was in a scene I was waiting for her to yell, "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"
I yelled it for her...

Want to see it

Sounds right...

Listening to the new Foo Fighter's album.
Pretty awesome.
I love Rope :)
I really wanna see them in concert one day.

Spring Break

Going to be as lazy as possible this week :)
Ok, well I have some shit to do, but I'm still going to try and wake up as late as I can...which is like 10am...
Man, being an adult with responsibilities sucks...who knew...

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Totally true :)

my bad

This one's for Corri

first they take all your money for tuition then youre dead

Weird

Today I had to wake up early.
After going to bed late.
Had an appointment for my back.
Went to Walmart after that.
Man, I'll never understand white-bred people...
I need a white person to teach me their ways.

~hennyway~

I really want to gauge my ears!
Well they are gauged, but I want them bigger.
Dammit, if it's not tattoos it's some kinda bodily pain.
What can I say though, I like it ;)

Friday, April 15, 2011

Me and Melissa

something tells me this wasnt what those scientists had in mind when they invented the internet

Well...

I witnessed two things I haven't witnessed yet.
I saw a homeless lady take a pee and/or dump right in front of me...which I didn't appreciate I might add...
Then I saw a car accident...in person...
Of course the person responsible was an Asian...just saying...
Yay for racial stereotypes :D

By the way I can say things about Asians cause I am one...Mexican Asian...Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia!

Favorite Movie

I like the part where they say Night of the Living Dead...

Be Tee Dubsies

I'm currently listening to the band formally known as Jungle Juju.
Blasfemme's demo is pretty awesome!
And I totally want to defile the drummer!!
:D
Photo

My favorite whitey

My favorite girl drummer