Uh-oh! Here comes the bitch!



I just went up front to every one's garbage from dinner greeting me on the coffee table, with the rest of dinner left out...

I had to clean it up and put the food away.

I just don't understand why I have to fucking clean up after everyone.

I'm not a fucking housewife, or a mother.

I'm the fucking youngest person in this house.

How is it that I end up having to do everything?

I make the dinner, serve them, get everything they need (before I eat), then have to clean up their shit.

Plus put the leftovers away.

I mean I don't mind doing all that once in a while or even if they say thank you or something.

But no, I'm treated like a fucking slave.

There's no appreciation at all.

I can't fucking stand this bullshit.

Heavy

(This was supposed to be yesterday's post.)

Today went pretty well.

I went to class.

I think I'm getting burnt out because the last two classes have felt like they lasted forever.

I think it might have something to do with the fact that they were about conflict resolution.

I have a lot of conflict in my life, and I really hate confrontation.

I hate anything that has to do with emotions and feelings.

I started to apologize to someone, but was all chicken shit and shut down.

I tend to do that.

I normally just try to avoid emotions and feelings...

But anyway!

I have a speech tomorrow.

And it's my last real class.

I really liked this speech class, but I'm not sure if it's because I don't have to be at home or because my professor is a really good teacher.

Ok so I talked waaaaaay to much...

(hearts) to everyone!

Sorry

So yesterday stupid blogger wasn't working, so I couldn't post anything...

Today was my last day of actual class.

Tuesday is our legit last day, but it's just going to be a final with a speech and a potluck.

Man, I had fun in this class, and I'm going to miss all the cool people I met.

There are some really cool people at CC, surprisingly... :)

Well anyway I am so drained from this week.

I need to sleep.

I'm going to go lay down and relax.

Probably watch some Ghost Adventures :D

Anyone wanna keep me company you know what to do ;)

Today was a long day.

I was so tired during class.

Towards the end I was spacing out and trying not to fall asleep.

We are talking about conflicts, and that damn thing with that one person and their family came up.

Now I keep thinking about how dumb I was.

I mean I know why I did it, and it was really stupid.

Excuse or no excuse.

I really wish I could explain everything to that person, but I doubt I'll ever talk to them again.

I fucked that whole thing up like back in the day...

If you ever see this I honestly am sorry.

Today went by so fast.

I determinded to try and post at least once a day, but this class is keeping me pretty busy, along with everything else I have to do.

It's good though.

It's almost over, and then I have the rest of the summer to work and be bored.

Yay...

Pretty awesome

So surprisingly I had an amazing weekend.

Saturday was fun with all those bubble butted men prancing around the ring.

Today was fun.

We went to Dave and Buster's and I totally dominated!

I had a good time.

This is the first birthday, ever, that has been good.

I'm in a good place right now :)

Thanks to everyone who's been there through all the shit.
And a special thank you to the ones who were there recently...

Today is my mother effin' birfday!

June 26

Meaning: Happiness and Longevity

Birthstone: Pearl, Moonstone, and Alexandrite (what up bitches, my month is the only month with three)

Birth Flower: Rose and Honey suckle

Smiles

Today was pretty mother fucking good!

I went to APW with Corri, and I was pretty nervous because of that last time I was there.

As I suspected I was mean mugged hella much by everyone, but hey...I wasn't in the fight so don't fucking make me guilty by association...

~Anyway~

Had hella fun!

Man those bubble butted men make me happy to be a wrestling loser ;)

Plus I have a new boo...Jeckles...Yeah...I claimed him tonight, and he loved it haha!

After rastlin, we went to Mel's so I can get sung to, but the damn waiter "forgot"...whatever though, the cashier lady gave me a balloon :D

Then!

I got a hella unexpected call from Jessie and Edgar.

That made my night.

They are really awesome, and I wish they were here with me, but I know they are having fun on their conference.

I'm just happy they took time out to wish my happy birthday.

I really hope tomorrow, well today, goes well.

But I know my family isn't really capable of thinking of others...

Today :D

Went to class.

Left early for a doctors appointment.

Took 3 and a half hours...yeah...

Got home.

Guess who shows up at my door?!

None other than the amazing Jessie!

I was like, "whaaaaat.....(smiley face)"

She totally came by and gave me a present and card for my birthday.

Isn't that the sweetest thing ever :)

It totally made my day.

Jessie, I (heart) you!

Thank you so much for thinking of me.

I hope you have a really awesome time at the conference!!

I hate PINK with a passion!

RIP Ryan Dunn

(meant to do this yesterday)

My prayers are with his family and friends.

He was a really cool dude, and I had a little crush on him :)

He will be greatly missed.



Dumb college

This summer class is pretty crazy.

Five hours everyday...

And it's a speech class.

But it's all good, cause its only three weeks and it's over on the 5th.

I really like the class though, surprisingly.

But I've been so busy with it, I have no time for my blog...or anything else really.

P.S. sorry my posts have been wordy...I have the Gomez curse of talking too much...well actually I'm not sorry :D

Song of the Day

Self explanatory...

Question...

Whenever you feel better after being sick do you get hyper, or have a lot of energy?

I do.

But then again, I can get pretty high strung in general...

I need to do something!!

Bro!

I did so much today.

Man, I'm so tired.

I'm about to go relax with some Ghost Adventures, and go to sleep.

But before that I wanted to do a recap of today :)

So I got my haircut for the first time in over a year.

I was kinda nervous.

New cut and color.

Woo!

I also went shoppin' for some shits and stuff.

Then I hung out with Corri, cause the last time we saw each other she didn't have pants on and my face was in a garbage can barfing...

...yeah...

Awesome!

I love Barney.

He is legen...wait for it...dary!

Neil Patrick Harris is awesome :)

P.S.

Jessie,

I saw your post.

You are so sweet!!

My stupid account is jacked up and says I'm not signed in so I can't comment.

It's so frustrating, and blogger isn't doing anything to fix it.

But anyway!

Thank you for that.

I (heart) you, even if you're going to be hella far away on my birthday!

You'd think a real friend would take that into consideration when they are going to be doing something potentially life changing...pffffft...whatever though...

(that was sarcasm...just so you know)

Have an amazing time on your trip!

And tell all them I said "Heeeeeeey boooooo!"

(hearts)

I'm back bitches!

Man, stomach flu is a mother fucker!

It was bad.

But see I'm so resilient that I got over it fast :)

Thank God too.

Man, I felt so horrible it was no joke.

For those who have had the stomach flu, you know how bad it can get.

Ok, well I'm not 100% better, but all I have is a little nausea left.

Well that and I can't really eat anything.

But other than that I'm fine.

Meh, I'll be all good in a couple days or so.

Nothing to complain about.

~Bee Tee Dubsies~

I really like my speech class.

I thought I was going to hate it, but it's a really cool class.

Just throwing that in there...

The only thing I don't like is that it's five mother effing hours!

Just throwing that in there...

But yeah...that's about it...ok so I've talked why too much...

Little update

I don't think I'll be posting for the next couple days.

I'm super sick...again.

We can all thank my mom.

She had the stomach flu and gave it to me.

Yeah I just had it a couple months ago...and now have the wonderful pleasure of having it again.

Only this time I can't miss any class.

My class is only 3 weeks, and it's five hours long everyday.

If I miss one class I can get dropped or miss a couple chapters of work.

Plus I have a test tomorrow and I don't want to gt a bad grade in this class.

So I'm just going to sit by the door and hope for the best.

How exciting am I!?

Sooooooo...

I've been dying my hair for the last 5 hours.

Yeah, it always takes a few hours to do my hair.

Like always, it was a total fail and we are trying to save it.

This always happens though.

Whenever we dye it how I want, it always ends up fucked up and we have to do something else and hope it looks decent.

It does, luckily.

Hopefully this time it will too.

Plus tomorrow is my first day of class, so I need it to come out alright.

I have a picture of it blonde, and I'll post all of the pics tomorrow.

Fingers crossed!

I love how the gay pride parade is always the weekend nearest my birthday.

Last year and this year it's on my birthday.



You know I love me some trannies!

Trouser Snakes

I love snakes.

I don't understand why people are afraid of them.

They're cute.

But then again I'm a weirdo...

Song of the Day

Love this song :)

What can I say, Corey's voice is delicious...

Yay.

Had the best time today!

I had a lunch date with Haley and Dipika.

I have known these two forever.

Haley is my girl from back in those elementary days, and Dipika is my girl from junior high.

They are those rare kind of girls that aren't about drama and bullshit.

I haven't seen Dipika since 8th grade graduation...so we had a lot to talk about.

We spent 4 hours catching up and talking about back in the day.

Man, they are really good friends.

I'm a FREAK!

Have I ever mentioned I have a "thing" for masks...

The scarier/weirder the better :)



Face paint works for me too :D



Had to throw in Kane :)

And of course...Me :D



Bleh

Man I had a pretty good time at my sister's last night.

I am still sick though, so that sucks.

She bought me a neti pot to clear my sinuses.

That shit can kill a person!

So I am sick right...well being in a foggy kind of mind set, I forgot you have to keep your mouth open so you can breathe...I closed my mouth for a couple of seconds cause I was drooling.

Yeah, I inhaled hella water.

My bad.

It hurt too.

At least my sinuses are better today.

I have a sinus infection now though.

Not from the neti pot...I don't think...

Guess where I'll be tonight...

Yee! I totally took this picture :)

God help me...

So I have come to the realization...well ok...the realization came along time ago...like years ago...

Anyway!

I need to find a man who is as lame as I am, and loves the rastlings.

It's really no joke how much I used to be obsessed with it.

I used to know every move's name and how to do it.

I also new every finisher those damn wrestlers had.

And I can sing every intro song...well almost every one. Not the new ones.

Granted I haven't really watched wrestling in the past few months.

I still talk about it, and love it.

I can talk for hours, and have :D

I just need to cut out the middle man and bag me a wrestler!

I mean everyone who knows me says I'm going to end up marrying one anyway.

Fuck, I'm lame :D

I remember when they had WWE checks.

I wanted a bank account so bad just to get them.

Too bad I was like 14 or something.

Now they don't make them anymore, and I'm sad about it.

I wanted to whip out some Undertaker checks and be like, "Whaaaaaaaat!!"

Guess I'm stuck with Jack and Sally...(sadface)

I don't even use my checks haha.

So

Apparently when you have long conversations over text with someone, and you have a problem with never deleting your messages, it cause your phone to get messed up.

So now my phone freezes for like 20 minutes when I get a text and try to reply.

That's fun...

It also restarts itself, and sends random texts to people.

So if that's you my bad.

Yeeeeah...and don't be like, "well, just delete the messages..."

Uh duh, obviously I have to...

But the thing is, I have to delete them one by one and it force closes every few minutes or freezes.

I have over 4300 texts with just one person....so yeah....

Stupid smart phones!!

Random Fact

If you ever wondered how big the biggest alligator ever caught was...it's 14 feet and 3.5 inches.
And it weighed 654 pounds...

This mother fucker would tear shit up!



Man, so tired.

Woke up early to go to Berkeley.
(Didn't go to sleep til 4:30am)

Didn't have enough money, so I had to scrape what I had together.

It got cancelled right as I was on my way...

Then I had to go to the college.

Was there for 3 and a half hours...

Yeah that was fun.

So tired.

Have to make these lame assholes dinner, then go get Melissa 6, then take her somewhere at 9:30.

Man I'm going to knock out tonight.

Since you're not answering...

Call me please!

So I don't remember writing the previous post...

Anyway.

Just took that loser home.

We hung out for the past 30 hours, about.

Have so much to do tomorrow.

Going to Berkeley to meet up with my soul mate :)

Then after I have to get on over to the college to see Maritza about my future, haha.

Pretty excited about my upcoming birthday :D

Getting a tattoo as a present.

That's how I do...

Can't afford one on my own right now, so I hustle someone to buy me one for my birthday :)

HUSTLA!

Hopefully I get to dye my hair this weekend.

The dye has been sitting in my room, ready to live on my head for the past couple months.

I'm waaaaaay past due for a new color....or colors, I should say.

Woop woop!

Ho. Em. Gee.

Yes I am up.

No I didn't just wake up.

I've been up all night.

Again.

It is true, I have had an all night rager yet again.

I am pretty sure we still have a few more hours to go.

They are trying to get some Americana's pizza...

Yeah that how we hoodrats from the bay do!

Lolzies jk!

Oh my God...I'm so delirious right now :)

"You can't walk into shit and not expect to get hit!"

~The ever stupid, yet insightful, Melissa

Red Ick Ulous

Melissa got the beginning stuck in my head.

Grrrr. I kept singing it all last night.
Just the "oo baby I like it raw" part was stuck in my head.
I would put a picture of ODB, but he's hella ugly, and he would mess up the look of my blog ;)

Found a new band

This song is totally from junior high.

I love the rockabilly spin they put on it.

I think they may have to be added to the long list of things I like :)

They're a rockabilly group from Germany.

They have some pretty funny covers.



Cause we're the three best friends that anyone could ever have!

Longest title ever!

Well for my blog at least.

Anyway.

Just got home from seeing Hangover 2.

It was pretty hilarious.

Lots of tranny penises in it...and Asian penises at that...

Anyway!

Had fun with Melissa, Pinky, and Chris.

We went to Mel's after.

Damn I feel like such a fatass...goin' to Mel's all the time like a common day fatty...oh wait...

Man, I really miss Jessie though.

I haven't talked to my soul mate since the last day of school.

I'm having withdraws :'(

Well I'm going to go medicate...

My cold that is ;)

Go see the Hangover!!

This cracks me up every time!

This is important to remember!



It's so wrong, but so hilarious!

Every time I see this I can't help but laugh.

Ah, chauvinism at it's best.

This is one of the most influential and insightful quotes I have ever put up, and probably ever will.

"Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
I ain't got none, but I'm plannin on growing some
Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb
Dancin on top of chariots and turning tight ones"

~E-40

I love this album :D

Still!

I'm still sick.

I guess it has to get worse before it's gets better....cause it is...

Oh well, It's just a cold or something.

At least it's not stomach flu...or food poisoning...that fucking sucked!!

I just hope it's gone by next week, when I start classes...

Just thought you should know why I haven't gone anywhere for the last few days.

Such a nerd

I kind of want to get the new Duke Nukem game when it comes out.

Or at least play it :)

I bet my cousin will get it...for the big boobied hos in it...

I remember the original one when I was little.

My brother had it.

I remember I always made him give the strippers money so they'd dance.

Even as a little kid I was a perve :D

For Jessie only!!

This was supposed to be a comment on your picture, but stupid Blogger is being stupid and is glitching hella bad, so I'm putting it on here!

Jessie, Oh Jessie
 How I love thee so
Jessie, Oh Jessie
 How your radiant skin glows
Jessie, Oh Jessie
 I miss you much
Jessie, Oh Jessie
 If I don't see you I'm going to give your boob a punch ;)

Yeah, I know I'm pretty awesome. Totally just came up with that shit! YEE!

Wow...just, wow...

I just want to put this out there...

Yelling,

"Hey baby, yo titties look great fo titty fuckin! Can I get some?"

Will not get you anywhere near my boobies...if that's the first thing you say to me ;)

Kidding.

But I am so tired of these nasty crust balls tryna holla at me.

It's pretty ridiculous what they say.

Why can't nice (thick) men, who wait at least a day or two to ask me that, come holla at me.*

Why must it be only bottom of the barrel  losers?

Why!?

*that was sarcasm for you losers who can't translate it from text :)

Ghosts and dreams

Currently I'm watching Ghost Adventures :)

I love shows like this.

I keep having dreams about my teeth.

They are recurring, and I don't think they're nightmares cause I've never had one.

They kind of freak me out when I'm asleep though.

So here it is.

In my dreams sometimes my teeth fall out, or rot and then fall out.

It's always a different dream and a different way they come out.

It's weird it keeps happening.

I looked it up in a dream dictionary(dreammoods.com), and there were a lot of different meanings.

Urg! I don't know what they mean, but they kind of freak me out.

My smile is the only thing I have.

It can't be ruined!

P.S. dreammoods.com is a pretty awesome website...just sayin...

Do you scare easy?

This is creepy, and I like it :)

Mark Twain's The Mysterious Stranger.

It's only a scene from the 85 claymation film The Adventures of Mark Twain.

Yeah, this was meant for little kids.



Just chillin

Well not really...

I'm stuck at home cause I still feel like shiiiiiiit.

My sinuses are burning :(

I hate being sick.

It makes me antsy.

I wanna go play in the rain!



Michale Graves.

His voice is amazing.

His songs are awesome.

His face is adorable.

YEE for using A words :)

Just my luck

So my mom got me sick...again.

That or my allergies are acting up really bad.

Either way I feel like crap.

And since I'm not feeling well and I didn't go to sleep until 8 this morning, I can't sleep.

Well that and I fell asleep around 7pm and woke up at 11.

Urg I can't sleep, and I don't have anyone to talk to all night :(

On a lighter note!

Last night was pretty fun.

And breakfast was funny.

Going to Mel's at 6am, and playing Superfreak by Rick James on the jukebox sure wakes me up.

There was like 5 other people eating, and they were staring at us when we played it.

I was singing and dancing to it, so I don't think that helped the inconspicuousness.

Man all nighters are always fun with me :D

I like!

Yummy :)

Italian Vogue put "plus sized" models on the cover.

Now, I'm not just saying this cause I'm of the bigger variety, but big girls are better!

Hello we have big boobies...nuf said...

Plus big girls look better in lingerie!

Song of the Day

Reminds me of high school :)

Dear friends,

Favorite Joke

Doggystyle

I like my dogs like I like my men...

Tall

Thick

And vicious looking, with a cuddly center :)