Wow

So I just took a gander at my stats for this blog post.

I was completely blindsided by the fact that at this very moment I currently have 3,123 views.

Wow.

That's crazy!

The United States and Malaysia are the top countries that have viewed my page.

I was shocked.

I never expected anyone to ever see this besides a couple of people.

I guess I just want to say thank you for reading my blog.

I appreciate people wanting to read about my boring life.

I (heart) you all!!!

So much shit

So today was...um...yeah...

So Corri lost her office, because her friends made a "scene".

Everyone was yelling at Corri like it was her fault.

I was like wtf she didn't even know they were going to go to her office.

What was she supposed to do?

Her "bosses" handled the whole thing really stupidly.

Don't even get me started on that on the DL egomaniac little bitch...

But anyway.

I then went to my classes after that.

On my way home Yuri called me and asked me to go to dinner with her and Maria.

I obviously said yes.

I miss them so much!

We had a good time.

I miss seeing them every day :(

Sometimes I feel like I'm a boring person and have no life...

But then I realize I'm one of the craziest mother fuckers you could ever meet!

And then I feel better :D

Melsies

Tonight I celebrated my first day of work by going to Mel's haha.

Hella fat right?

Anyway I went there with Melissa and Corri.

We had heeeeeeella fun :)

I'm so tired and have to get up early tomorrow :(

My first time....

So I am currently at work.

It's my first day.

What whaaaaaat!

It's really slow :(

I mean it's good, but then I'm bored and forgot to bring something to do.

I thought it was going to be busier than this.

Oh well.

At least I have Corri.

We are such good tutors!

I have a weird thing

for chonies and socks.

I don't know why, but I like them.

My chone chones and socks always have some sort of design on them.

I kinda think it's weird that I wear black clothes, but then my chones and socks are bright and/or have a pattern.

I feel like that means something on a deep psychological level.

Hmmmm...

(by the way, chonies means underwear. In case you didn't know...or were too dumb to catch on...)



Snugzy

Had a visit from a boo tonight.

I like how we can just sit in the car and do random shit and it's good.

I mean, you know how sometimes you can't be around someone unless you guys are at an event or doing something?

I like having people that I can just sit in a car and pass time with them :)

And it's pretty rare that I like someone enough to let them see me in my jammies haha.

Well it's not rare to get to see me without them, but it's something when I let you see me in them.

But then again, I don't think that's what "they" want to see haha.

I kid though.

Man, I'm just rambling now. Sorry.

I'm not even sure that made sense...

I want you to stick your curve in my notch :D

Stupid brain

Every effing day I've been waking up hella early.

I want to be able to sleep in on the weekends, since I don't have to work on them yet.

But no, my brain wakes up at 7 or 9am.

The fuck is that about.

I mean I know when your body gets used to a sleep schedule it'll automatically wakes up then, but I have to get up at 8:30 Mon-Thurs, so where does 7 and 9 come in?

It's so annoying!

Especially when I'm having a super delicious dream!!

Urg.

Oh, and I also hate waking up to a big ass dog butt in my face...who's snoring like a mother fucker...

I mean come on. How can a dog snore that loud?!

This bitch is ridiculous...

Song of the Day

His voice does things to me...

Really bad things...

Plus, they are really delicious in those mask ;)



I almost forgot!

I had a pretty healthy lunch.

Went to Panera for lunch.

Yay for lunch dates ;)



So I finished 17 out of 27 tonight.

I'm pretty proud of myself.

It took about 5 and a half hours, but at least I'm almost done.

I can do the last 10 real fast tomorrow.

Luckily they're due at 11:59pm tomorrow, so I have some time.

I'm hoping I'm not to busy tomorrow.

For now Ima know out.

Night interwebs :)

Stupid rythmatic!

I haaaaaaate math!

Why does Chemistry have to be filled with math.

Ok I know why but still!

I hate having to do an online chem class :(

I wish they'd give us the stupid formulas, cause I'd be able to figure it out faster.

And this website has a certain way of reading answers, so if its slightly off its wrong and you have to do the whole thing again.

Grrrr!!

I just want to start blowing stuff up and setting fire to things.

I'm talking about the experiments by the way...

Woop Woop

So...The thing I wanted to get Corri isn't at Walmart anymore.

I really wanted to get her it for her birthday too.

Oh well, I found something else to get her!

I just have to wait until I have money.

I'm excited to get it for her though.

I had a long day today...

I'm super tired and have a buttload of homework to do :(

I'm currently procrastinating...

Wanna help me procrastinate?

Text me boo!

Yummy

Have to wake up early tomorrow.

I leave you with this beautiful man.

Well

Home.

Started dinner.

Eating a snacky-booty (only thing I've eaten all day...).

Got my shits done.

And by shits, I mean the staff meeting and reworking my ed plan.

Thank God I have a nerd face like Corri to help me with stuff for college.

I'm just puttin this out there, but Corri knows way too much about how college works and what one needs to do in order to go to college.

And yes, she knows both going straight from high school to a university and transferring...

So ridiculous.

But hey, we all have useless talents.

First day of the rest of my life...

Haha well it's not all that important.

I'm about to head out for my staff meeting for tutoring.

I'm kind of nervous to tutor people, because I'm scared I'm going to make them fail or something.

I know that I'm only there to help, and if they fail it's on them, but I still am a little nervous.

But that's just me being me :)

Don't you just love my over think everything, anxious self :D

~anyway~

I know I'm going to do well.

I also have to go figure out the rest of my classes.

They got me at CCC for an extra year.

I am not trying to be there longer than I have to.

I understand an extra semester because I have double majors, but not a fucking whole year!

I feel like this is a little racist. Just a little though...



A really good story. HOOYAH!

I don't normally get all mushy and sentimental, but this story is amazing.

Jon Tumilson is a fallen Navy SEAL.

He was killed in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.

At his funeral his beloved dog refused to leave his casket for the entire service, which brought in about 1,500 mourners.

The photo below was taken by one of Tumilson's cousins.

This picture stirs up so many emotions, and shows how much an animal can love their owner.

Maybe I'm just old...

I never paid attention before, but lately I've noticed that I think that super low sags are a turn off.

By "low sag" I mean the dudes who like to wear their pants around their knees.

Its really stupid looking.

Their pants are so low they have to walk with their legs hella far apart so the pants don't fall down.

WTF is that about.

You look like you just took a dump, and you're hurrying to the bathroom.

And sometimes the guy just holds his pants up with one hand.

Wouldn't it be easier to just have them not on the verge of falling down?

It just looks so ridiculous.

Dumb blonde...

Just an idea...

I'm thinkin' about making an escort service for the Richmond area...

Here's a couple classy ladies I have in mind.



Oh my...I'm shakin' my head...



My favorite!



Some more Facebook pwns



Nappey Poo

Totally fell asleep as soon as I got home.

It was hella weird...

My parents picked me up and took me out to dinner.

As long as I have been alive I can't remember a time we have gone out to dinner mid week.

It's normally only on weekends when we eat out.

Once I got home I passed out as soon as I hit my pillow.

I only meant to lay down for a few and relax.

My bad.

Now I have to get to bidnez and do my homework.

I have no idea why I have been so tired lately.

I think I should be caught up on sleep now though.

Currently

I am in the library.

Doing homework.

With Corri.

Waiting til 3:30 for our AGS meeting.

Hella tired and bored...

At least I'm not suffering alone.

I like how on the second week of classes I skipped one.

My bad :)

I'm seriously thinking about starting a sort of "halfway house" for wrestlers.

I want to be the den mother.

But that's a tangent...

I'm so bored I'm just saying random shit. Sorry.

Ok well have a nice day!

PWN'ed!



Dumbass...



Why am I a bitch/asshole because I say what people are thinking.
It's not my fault I have the balls to speak my mind...
I hate it when people talk shit on the DL, but once I say what everyone is feeling I'm the one who's crazy or whatever...

Song of the Day

So this goes out to someone...

They will remain Nameless...haha
I didn't even mean to make that lame pun.

Man I love Slipknot...I'm tellin' you, it's the masks...(my "thing" for masks)

Questionable Kid's Toys

I think this was meant for adults...



I don't understand that Carefree pantie liner commercial.

The one where the couple are walking up to the girl's door step, and the voice says something like, "This is when you don't want to remember your wearing a pantie liner."

Ummm...Isn't that the exact moment you want to remember?

I mean obviously they're going to go inside and get to it, so wouldn't she want to remember she was wearing a pantie liner so she can take it off before he takes off her chonies?

Am I right?

I mean I think it'd be pretty embarrassing if dude took my chone chones off and there was a pantie liner staring him in the face...

But hey, maybe that's just me...

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah news.

So two news stories I want to share.

First:

Battle of the Bay trouble. (AOL Sporting News)

I like how it took the wonderful Bay Area to draw attention to "irrisponsible drinking" at football games.

Like we draw attention to everything else violent and stupid...

So apparently the cause for the Battle of the Bay fights and shootings were cause the people in the fight were drunk.

SFPD hasn't officailly said that was the cause, but isn't that how it normally goes?

I highly doubt the NFL will ever ban alcohol...

Especially because one of their biggest sponsors is Anheuser-Busch.

It's sad that there were two shootings and the huge fight over a damn football game.

In addition, I didn't like the article and it seeming to blame the NFL for fan's stupidity and immaturity.

Second:

Top 10 highest-paying degrees. According to (AOL Jobs)

  I like how only 3 aren't engineering.

1. Petroleum Engineering

Median starting salary: $97,900

Mid-career average: $155,000

2. Chemical Engineering

Median starting salary: $64,5000

Mid-career average: $109,000

3. Electrical Engineering

Median starting salary: $61,300

Mid-career average: $103,000

4. Materials Science and Engineering

Median starting salary: $60,400

Mid-career average: $103,000

5. Aerospace Engineering

Median starting salary: $60,700

Mid-career average: $102,000

6. Computer Engineering

Median starting salary: $61,800

$101,000

7. Physics

Median starting salary: $49,800

Mid-career average: $101,000

8. Applied Mathematics

Median starting salary: $52,600

Mid-career average: $98,600

9. Computer Science

Median starting salary: $56,600

Mid-career average: $97,900

10. Nuclear Engineering

Median starting salary:$65,100

Mid-career average:$97,800

Damn you Corey mother effing Taylor...and Canada...

So that movie The Stepson is from Canadialand.

Pronounced cah-nad-ia-land (nad as in nads like balls...)

It has a delicious man that looks like Corey Taylor, kinda.

Man I can't help it.

I have come to the realization that if a dude looks anything like Corey Taylor I'm instantly drawn to him.

Is that weird?

I think it is.

Possibly a bit stalkerish.

I have noticed a trend in the guys I like though.

They all look like him.

Well most of them.

Damn you thick white boys that look like him!

They're my kryptonite...what can I say...

I'm like Homer when he thinks about food.

Canadialand

Melissa and I have decided that we need to go to Canadialand and find us some menz...

I don't know if you know, but Canadians make things that suck you in, e.g. movies and TV shows.

Foreal!

Whenever there is a Canadian made show or movie on it sucks us in and we have to watch.

And it's not only us, it's a bunch of people we know too.

I think there's some kinda magical something up there.

Plus everyone there is creepily nice.

Oh! And I love their accent :)

Their men are delicious.

Giiiiiiirl, they make em different up there...heh heh...

Melissa and I want to dive in head first.

Muahahahaha!

Movies I've watched this week



thatawesomesemi-fat,kindathickchick?

So I'm on one of those health kicks women tend to go on.

I don't think of it as one of those though.

I just want to eat how I used to.

Lately I've been so busy, so all I eat is fast food.

I don't even really like fast food.

That's all I've had time for/can afford.

I would rather cook a delicious healthy meal, but I haven't even been home long enough.

Basically I come home to sleep and shower.

Oh, and update my blog :)

But I am determined to be healthy.

I mean I want to lose the weight I gained from what happened(long story).

I am not trying to get skinny or be like a size zero.

I just want to be where I used to be.

Well ok, maybe a little thinner.

But I never want to be skinny. EVER.

I love being thick.

Thick girls have curves in all the right place, yadadamean.

Haha, but anyway.

So yeah, I'm starting by actually eating breakfast and lunch, cause I never do.

I even made my oatmeal the night before, so I can just take it as I leave in the morning for class.

And I'm going to bring a lunch with me.

Haha I'm such a nerd.

I'm trying to find a really lame lunchbox, so I can bring it to college :)

I think I'm going to get the Giants one at Walmart.

Muahahahaha!!!!

I'm sorry this one was so long, but I guess what I am so boringly trying to say is that I'm am finally starting a new goal I've been wanting to start for a few months now.

So let's get this shit started! WOO!

I'm a fighter :)

This was directed at me.

It was annoying, but I didn't really care at first.

When these people started talking shit about things they don't know about, and random stuff that has nothing to do with the topic, I had to say something.

Not trying to glorify myself.

Just showing how one little comment can grow, and no one has the balls to stop it. They just join in.



Bedside manner

Tell me why this mother effing ho sent me like 7 texts at 3am...in a row!

One was a four page text, so my phone went off four times cause it gets them as different texts.

Then the other three were separate texts.

And yes, all from one person.

WTF?!

I was hella mad.

Oh, and then this person called me at 9am, 10, 11,and 12...until I answered.

Really Melissa....every hour?

I'm hella mad.

(Do to reasons that are a private matter, I have taken the super embarrassing picture off this post...it was hilarious though...ok, ok, she bribed me. What can I say, I'm an easy buy.)

Questionable Kid's Toys



Now...

So now that I vented I can tell you about stuff.

My lymph node is swollen on the other ear(the one I just stretched).

It hurts to turn my neck, but oh well I guess.

It's not as bad as the allergic reaction I had in the other ear from the acrylic plugs.

~anyway~

Sorry for this Corri, but I had California Pizza Kitchen for lunch today.

It was pretty good.

Hella expensive, but good.

I never had it before so we tried it.

I wonder if I can stick a needle in my neck and suck out the juice from my lymph node...

Passive mother fucking aggresive

The one thing I can't stand more than anything is when people post shit on Facebook/internet.

I mean why can't you say that shit to the person it's about.

You gotta post it on Facebook, where you know they'll see it, and make it obviously about them, but you try and make it a general statement.

Fuck that shit...

I hate people who just have internet balls.

Urg, how bout grow some real ones and tell me your problem with me.

And no I'm not being passive aggressive myself by posting this.

This is something I see a lot on websites.

This is a general complaint which, yes, was brought on by someone talking shit about me, but this isn't toward anyone in particular.

Questionable Kid's Toys

Can't sleep

I have to wake up early tomorrow :(

I gots me an eye appointment in effing Walnut Creek.

I no like over there.

Well I don't like any super white/rich area.

They kinda annoy me.

And by the way...I can care less if you have a problem with me saying that...

Man, I'm going to be soooo tired.

I still have some Chemistry homework I have to finish up before 11:59pm Sunday.

Seems easy, but I get busy and/or sidetracked easy :)

I'm thinking about trying to sleep soon, but I'm not sure yet.

Song of the Day

 Just one of my all time favorite songs.

I love Michale Graves' voice :)

Not tonight, I have a headache...

Man, I'm tired.

And from what?

Today is my effing day off and I didn't really do anything...

I did wake up at mother effing 6am though.

I have no idea why.

I went to bed around 1 something, but woke up wide awake at 6.

I made myself go back to sleep, because "dammit, it's my day to sleep in and that's what I'm finna do!!"

But anyway.

Today was pretty boring.

Got my Sociology book.

Got my schedule for work.

My life is so exciting isn't it?

I think I'm going to the casino tonight, but I'm not sure.

Well ok, I'm taking Melissa to the casino, so she can reapply...

If I only had money to gamble away.

Mug shot day!

Yummy.



Mug shot day!

Bieber in 30 years...



Mug shot day!

So pretty.



Mug shot day!

Haha, he's crying.