Monday, August 22, 2011

Damn you Corey mother effing Taylor...and Canada...

So that movie The Stepson is from Canadialand.
Pronounced cah-nad-ia-land (nad as in nads like balls...)
It has a delicious man that looks like Corey Taylor, kinda.
Man I can't help it.
I have come to the realization that if a dude looks anything like Corey Taylor I'm instantly drawn to him.
Is that weird?
I think it is.
Possibly a bit stalkerish.
I have noticed a trend in the guys I like though.
They all look like him.
Well most of them.
Damn you thick white boys that look like him!
They're my kryptonite...what can I say...
I'm like Homer when he thinks about food.

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