I feel like today's a watch the sunrise kinda day.

I think me and my old lady puppy are going to go watch it.

I would watch it with my thick delicious man, but I don't have one at the moment.

The position is currently open, and I am taking applicants.

Haha, I'm really lame :D

Maybe I'll go for a walk.

I'm sure there's a crack head riding his bike that can be my boo for the morning.

If you know what I mean...

The sex...if you didn't...

Oh, me...I crack myself up :)